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Sunday, November 27, 2011

Falling Prey to Twilight - Part I of the Saga

I just went to the movie “Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 1”, and confessed to my husband I cried during one scene. Good grief, how humiliating.
Well, I am defenseless.
I am publicly admitting it.
I got sucked in.
Two years ago, I finally caved in to my twelve-year old daughter’s urgings to read the first book of the “Twilight” series.
A few months later, I lay helpless - a pile of warm, pulsating blood, a servile subject to these books, as if a vampire had my shoulders pinned to the floor, ordering me to stay up until wee hours in the morning flipping pages, sucking needed sleep away from me.  I awoke many mornings tired and dumbfounded how a professional woman with moderate intelligence and at least a functioning level of discernment could get bloodsucked into a Dracula-like teenage drama.
The crazy thing is, I’m not alone. Although the books are targeted to young adults, they have snared the attention of their mothers as well.
Over 50,000 mothers have become members of the “Twilight Moms” group. You can become a member by registering at TwilightMom.com, and, if your city has a local chapter, you have the opportunity to meet monthly with other 30+ somethings who have had their lives turned upside down by the movie and play Twilight games and show off one another’s expensive inventory of Twilight paraphernailia. I am not making this up.
For the record, I am not a member. I am so relieved the bite of the books didn’t alter my body chemistry, turning me into a 41-year-old kooky Twilight mom.


Well, not kooky; when given a clean pumpkin, I choose Edward Cullen, whom I fell in love with by the end of the series (not Robert Pattinson, who plays Edward Cullen in the movies; the fictional character Edward– this is an important distinction).
The books have received some well-deserved criticism for sexual content, since the largest audience is teenage girls. I would agree the language gets any women’s hormones pumping, but “explicit” is an exaggeration, in my humble opinion.  The assessment deeming the books far from literary genius is one with which I agree, but I don’t think they were not written as such; rather, as brain candy  (for enjoyment).
I have heard other valid criticisms, but the one I wrestle with the most is that from Christians -the books are about vampires. This is the very reason I did not rush down to the book store when it first came out (and is the reason I still haven’t read Harry Potter – right or wrong). A book about darkness? Not really something edifying for anyone’s mind, and a Christian should know better. But, I figured since my daughter already had her teeth into one of them, I should go ahead and check it out in the noble pursuit of being an educated parent.
After being sucked in like my sister’s friend, who claimed she found new meaning of life from the series, I really started to ponder why a good portion of the world is crazed about this, and going overboard in deriving new life purpose from it. I’d like to share my thoughts on this. If you read the books and hated them, I beg you to stay with me on this regardless, and see if you might agree with me on at least a few points. I am neither praising nor condemning the books, but rather trying to answer the question “Why did the world get sucked in?”
Before I begin, a bit of warning. I said in an earlier blog that I have this tendancy to “overanalyze every living thing and every dead thing. I try to find meaning in inanimate objects; I perform autopsies on them to discover the cause of death, and try to decode the DNA of polyester stuffing to find the essence of life. I squeeze a water-soaked rag until every last possible drop of spiritual insight-however skewed- has dripped.” (“Nerve Endings”, June 2011)
I fear this may be a good example of the aforesaid overthinking neurosis. I may be mining for deep truth in a spiritual wasteland.
But please, indulge me, starting with my next blog posting.---alg

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Planning a Thanksgiving Meal

Now that we are all stuffed like a 20-pound turkey, it's time to honor those who made the feast you indulged in today. This is my gift to those who spent hours planning, shopping, hauling, thawing, basting, baking, chopping, simmering, boiling, and serving. It's time to bring those who are blissfully unaware into the kitchen so to speak to see what it REALLY takes to put a Thanksgiving meal together. These are the email and facebook exchanges that took place over the last couple of weeks amongst me and my family members female family members.


November 16-24, 2011

Amy:

All of you turkeys are welcome to come to our house for the 2011 Unforgettable Thanksgiving Soiree.

If I remember right, Jessica works at 2:00 (?). How about eating at noon (which, thereby, will make it no longer a soiree)?

Now, for the food planning....

If you have an idea of what you'd like to bring, say so (reply to all). If you'd like the poultry party planners to sign you up for something, we can oblige.

Please note that Bud is included in the meal-planning process.

The way you get off the mailing list is by volunteering to make something for dinner. ;-)

Gobble Gobble!!

Robin:

Feeling festive already!!! Noon feed time sounds great. We have a smoked turkey we plan to bring. I'll wait to hear what others plan to bring to decide what else I should plan to fill in with. I'd be happy to make whatever...assign/request if you wish.

Debbie:

This is going to be great. Thinking about bringing sweet potatoes, mashed potatoes, fruit, cake. What do you think?

Debbie:

Hello again. Dave thinks cake doesn’t go with Thanksgiving, so how does sweet potatoes, fruit tray, mashed potatoes and what ever else the turkey committee would want us to bring. Please let me know. Gobble, Gobble.

Bud:

He's an idiot. Go with the cake. You can tell him I said that.

PS... No stuffed animals ... Yes even turkeys.

Amy:

Does anyone have a different email address for Jessica? These are coming back to me.

I would love to make a pie (not necessarily in leiu of the cake). If Dad insists that you not bring it, I will make 2. But, the kids might like cake more than pie. ;-) I'll make something else too; not sure what yet.

Deb, that sounds great, why don't you just bring the whole meal? Just kidding! You don't have to do all of that; how about pick 2-3 out of the 4-5! Let us know what you decide.

Robin:

I will also bring a dressing to go with turkey. Bud - I won't stuff the turkey with it :)

Amy:

Ok, I think this is what we have so far:

Mom: Turkey and stuffing

Amy: 2 pies, Thoreson farm corn, cranberry sauce

Debbie: sweet potatoes, mashed potatoes, cake????

Robin:

I'll bring gravy too.

Robin:

I know  Jessica worked 6pm-2am tonight so she will probably answer your message in the nightnow the address I gave you is the right one. She probably got it and forgot - I have experienced that with her before. Kisha...can't answer for her. I believe she is planning on bringing a ham...if Brandon picked up the voucher. I'll check with her because if she didn't I wonder if I need to get another turkey. The one I have is only 11 pounds I think.

Amy:

I do have another turkey; I'd need to take it out tonight.

Jessica:

okay my bad, i am just checking my email!!! sorry!! we can bring a relish tray and buns??? if there is something else let us know. Yes I work at 2:00, so 12:00 works great!!

Debbie:

ok here’s what I decided for us to bring. Sweet potatoes, 2 fruit bowels, cake. If there is something else you would like us to bring let me know. See all of you on turkey day!

Amy:

I didn't take out the turkey; at this point I think it's easier to buy one than try to thaw one out by tomorrow. I think they are 6.99 at Safeway. Debbie isn't bringing the smashed potatoes now so I'll do those too. If Kisha isn't bringing ham, maybe she could do a veggie/pasta salad (out of a box) and drinks for kids; and i might forget the corn in that case. Let me know what you find out (you said you were going to talk to her)?? Thanks!

Amy:

sounds like kisha is bringing ham, no worries

Robin:

Ok, just got these messages (last three) so all of this is just information at this late moment. Kisha is bringing a shrimp cocktail tray and crab dip with crackers. Dad and I are bringing the ham. You are probably planning on corn since you didn't hear back from me about what Kisha is bringing...and I didn't get your message about pasta salad. Corn sounds good to me. I'm relieved to know about the potatoes...I was kinda panicked about that one last night.

Amy:

These conversations would make a great blog. It's amazing what women go through to plan a Thanksgiving meal!


Robin:

No kidding! So much anxiety and heartburn its amazing we can sit down and eat whatever ends up on the table! I feel so much better now that the potatoes are covered. Dad has wrestled with the meat so I'm relaxing now...whew
Need I say more?

So, treat the woman in your house who endured emotional turmoil and went mad in the minutia in order to tantalize your taste buds today to a night on the couch with no responsibilities. And bring her wine. She needs it.---alg


Saturday, November 19, 2011

Decked with Wildflowers: A Pithy Blog of Thanks

This is an excerpt from the Psalm printed in my One Year Bible for August 8th, 2011.

I read this late that night.

It was the worst day of the year.


"I will exalt you, Lord, for you

rescued

me.

You refused to let my enemies truimph over me.
                O Lord my God, I cried to you for help, 
                                            and you restored my health.

You brought me up from the grave, O Lord. You kept me from falling into

the pit

           of death.

Sing to the Lord, all you godly ones! Praise His holy name.
             For his anger lasts only a moment,
                          but his favor lasts a lifetime!

Weeping may last through the night, but


joy

comes with the morning.

You have turned my mourning into joyful dancing,

You have taken away my clothes of mourning
        and clothed me with joy,
                  that I might sing praises to you and not be silent.

O Lord my God, I will give you thanks forever!" - Psalm 30:1-5, 11-12 (NLT)


In the Message version, instead of "You have taken away my clothes of mourning and clothed me with joy" it reads:

"You ripped off my black mourning band and decked me with wildflowers".



I like that.

This Thankgsiving, I'm grateful, because God has restored my broken body, mind, and spirit.

He turned an unbearable sorrow in the night to an unspeakable joy in the morning.

He took away my black t-shirt soaked with tears, and

                                                        dressed me 

                         in wildflowers.---alg